me at the club picking up girls: hey how are you doing. I would ask for your number but I already know it. you’re #1. I’ll call you later
How to Pronounce different objects by Esa Fungtastic
Aww shit this cheered me up.
Via Netscape ME
you done fucked up A-aron
that one song about closing the goddamn door
haven’t you people ever heard of it
diD YOU JUST
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
The Silence Has Fallen.
(This is actually day three of Joey not realizing his friends are all pinecones. He is not a smart hedgehog.)
this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen
Did a dog just evolve a billion times faster than humans did?
Via somewhere out there there's a thrill, i swear